Communism was just a red herring

thenaebyrd777:

cassbones:

channybatch:

When will this madness stop

When Leo wins an Oscar.

Reblogging for old times’ sake because I have a feeling these jokes end soon


astrology-gifs:

Signs alone on Valentines & their valentines horoscope
Libra
Being single isn’t easy for you, Libra. If you’re feeling sorry for yourself, here’s a sure-fire way to cheer up: help someone less fortunate than yourself. Seniors are often lonely, and not just on Valentine’s Day, so see if you can volunteer at a senior center in your neighborhood. Or, look for a church or non-profit group that could use your help.

astrology-gifs:

Signs alone on Valentines & their valentines horoscope

Libra

Being single isn’t easy for you, Libra. If you’re feeling sorry for yourself, here’s a sure-fire way to cheer up: help someone less fortunate than yourself. Seniors are often lonely, and not just on Valentine’s Day, so see if you can volunteer at a senior center in your neighborhood. Or, look for a church or non-profit group that could use your help.



"She’s like my sister," he went on. "I love her like a sister and I reckon she feels the same way about me. It’s always been like that. I thought you knew."
— harry potter (via mareluna3001)

Sometimes you have self-respect, and apparently sometimes you don’t.

:(

posted 2 months ago

Happy birthday to the most lovely person I know, lordlykisses!!!
These bags are what all the parts of your present came in.  Hope you get it soon.

Happy birthday to the most lovely person I know, lordlykisses!!!

These bags are what all the parts of your present came in.  Hope you get it soon.

posted 2 months ago with 2 notes


Thank god for hotel rooms with adult size beds and heaters.

Thank god for hotel rooms with adult size beds and heaters.

posted 2 months ago with 2 notes

Being in Chicago is officially the coldest thing ever.

posted 2 months ago with 2 notes

jeri-rigged:


tiedtothemast:

all the drunks. water.

Shoulda come to my arrested development party. Motherboy XXX


I should’ve. I forchot it was tomihgt.  SORRY@!!!!!!! Now I’m too drubk to move/

jeri-rigged:

tiedtothemast:

all the drunks. water.

Shoulda come to my arrested development party. Motherboy XXX

I should’ve. I forchot it was tomihgt.  SORRY@!!!!!!! Now I’m too drubk to move/


all the drunks. water.

all the drunks. water.

posted 2 months ago with 2 notes

I’m so drunk i litersly can;t see. this is ridiculous. why do it do thias to myseldef>

posted 2 months ago

cheesk:

korkysays:

hehthar:

The 90s in one graphic.

WHERE HAS THIS BEEN HIDING.

On every cardboard cup

cheesk:

korkysays:

hehthar:

The 90s in one graphic.

WHERE HAS THIS BEEN HIDING.

On every cardboard cup


Behind The Scenes: Lupita Nyong’o for Vanity Fair


"My favourite thing was a bunch of people made a giant sign that said “How am I going to be an octopus about this?” and held it up during Pompeii at all the right times and it distracted me enough to sing ‘octopus’ instead by accident."
— Dan Smith - http://you.co.za/news/performing-in-south-africa-was-slightly-surreal-we-chat-to-bastille/ (via dansmithsconverse)