i refuse to be seen in public without at least four people following me snapping their fingers aggressively
Can I use this to explain my agoraphobia?
*AGGRESSIVELY STILL ISN’T FINISHED WITH HOMEWORK*
AGGRESSIVELY COMPLAINS ABOUT HOMEWORK WHILE SITTING ON MY ASS REBLOGGING SHIT
( ´ ▽ ` ) Good morning, everyone! ( ´ ▽ ` )
The date is December 1, 2013 on a Sunday
Remember that you can’t please everyone, and that that’s okay! It’s impossible to be able to please everyone with everything you do all the time, don’t try and make yourself do that….
oh. my. god.
I’m sitting outside waiting for a table at the Gryphon Tea Room in Savannah, and some church has been ringing its bells nonstop for the last 20 min, in increasingly dissonant chord progressions.
All I can think is ‘Go home Quasimodo, you’re drunk.’
i cant even make it past the table of contents im laughing too hard
Shiva cannot be stopped
Narcissus probably should have just learned to masturbate
This is the monthly installment of softywolf’s Top Ten Sterek Fics (x). The list is in no particular order and my favourites have an asterisk (*) beside them. The theme for each month is chosen either by poll or by me. You can check my #topten tag for previous months.
November’s theme is Road Trips.
The Difficult Kind by scoutshonor (E | 18822)He’s a little shocked, though, when Derek agrees without putting up a fight. “Do you really want me to?” he asks, sounding tentative and surprised.
The Outline by paradis (T | 5760)“Your taste in music leaves a lot to be desired,” Derek says dryly, still skimming over The Outline. (Stiles has capitalized it in his head, because if it’s capitalized, then it means Doom, which is, technically, exactly what it means.)
A Slight Distraction by otter (T | 5544)Derek’s parents pick up a hitchhiker. Laura is completely horrible. Everything turns out better than expected.
Get Your Kicks by betp (Not Rated | 4488)"We’re not going to Foamhenge," Derek replies drily.
Stiles makes a pleading sound, peering at Derek, eyes wide.
"It’s Stonehenge made out of foam," Derek argues."
"Right," Stiles agrees emphatically. "It’s Stonehenge. Made out of foam."
His Password Is Also Derek by teromain (M | 74255)Stiles and Derek end up on a cross-country roadtrip.
the fortress around my heart by drunktuesdays (E | 8274)Cora wants to go on a roadtrip. “Fuck this place,” she says vehemently. “Fuck this toxic hellhole cesspit.” Derek has nothing left, can’t disagree with her, so they go.
Mdnight On The Interstate* by stop_the_fading (G | 7101)"Hey, Dad. Figured you’d be at work, but I wanted to let you know that if Scott starts spreading rumors that I’ve abandoned my education in order to kidnap my chem lab partner in the middle of the night so we can spend the rest of our lives rambling around the country in an SUV full of secrets and shame, it’s totally not true. Mostly. Okay, love you, bye."
Inertia* by bookgodess15 (M | 21608)The last thing Derek and Cora are expecting to find outside their motel room is a gaunt Stiles Stilinski, lacrosse bag on one shoulder and the weight of the world on the other.
we were empty chapters, maps not filled in by corbae (T | 7813)On paper, the drive back to Beacon Hills from Ohio State took 35 hours. Stiles stretched it out to three weeks.
I’m gonna write another traveling song by MemeKon (T | 5703)They are in Santa Rosa when he gets the first text.
Derek stares at it for what feels like a minute but is probably twenty seconds.
The phone beeps again.
'for the Kate thing i mean. i'm sorry for bringing it up and rubbing your face in it'
lol. Honestly I would love anything at all, fic wise.
I did have an idea a couple years back about a footloose AU, with Stiles as Ariel (preacher’s daughter/sheriff’s son) and Derek as Kevin Bacon’s character whose family died (in a fire, perhaps?) and he’s been forced to move to Beacon Hills with a distant relative where there’s no gymnastics or dancing so how can he possibly express his feelings? Scott as Rusty, Isaac or Boyd or somebody as Willard, other characters (bc I love the whole pack!) as needed?
Sort of an angsty footloose, really. lol.
But if that doesn’t work for you, that’s cool too. I’m so excited to see what you come up with! Thanks for being my secret santa!
Her parents are severely alarmed at her first incident of accidental magic, when she’s a baby and summons the apple slice right out of her distracted mother’s hand. They read Quran over her and throughout the house to ward against djinn, but the accidental magic continues, so…
so remember when some smut fanfics were called lemons
holy shit how old am I?
i think the more important thing to ask ourselves is how young were we when we started reading porn
Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart are best friends and it’s perfect.
These two are so cool.
Ambition: when I get old, I want at least one cool old friend that I go do shit with.
game of thrones meme: whatever i want [7/10] → daenerys & khal drogo
You must look in his eyes always. Love comes in at the eyes.